The worst part about being Darth Vader is that you have to lug around a huge set of mechanical armor all day long. Of course, he really only has himself to blame, challenging Obi-Wan to a lightsaber duel on Mustafar. Had he not lost that battle, he could have been able stroll through the Death Star wearing this hoodie, which looks just as cool as the real armor, but is a lot lighter, softer and cozier. Your toddler can make the right choice and wear this hoodie instead of the heavy stuff Anakin has to wear. Just make sure to teach him the importance of fighting on high ground or he’ll end up as half-machine and half-man.